Unicorn Raises $50M in Series A, Turns Out to Be an Actual Unicorn
Silicon Valley investors embarrassed after discovering their hottest investment is literally a horse with a horn
• TechCritter Weekly
Kraken Becomes City's Most Requested Plumber, 8 Arms 'A Game Changer'
Sea monster's ability to fix 8 leaks simultaneously earns 5-star reviews across the tristate area
• Maritime Trades Journal
Ghost Fired From Remote Job for 'Being Too Transparent'
Paranormal employee discovers corporate culture doesn't appreciate literal honesty
• Workplace Paranormal Report
Centaur Dominates Food Delivery Apps, Claims 'No Bike Needed'
Half-horse courier averages 47 deliveries per hour, refuses to wear the branded backpack
• Gig Economy Gazette
Medusa Opens Hair Salon, Promises 'Looks That Will Petrify You'
Gorgon's new salon offers the most permanent hairstyles in the industry — literally
• Mythical Beauty Review
Yeti Hired as Ski Instructor, Guests Describe Experience as 'Chilling'
Alpine resort's newest employee claims 200,000 years of mountain experience
• Winter Sports Paranormal
Dragon Receives 47 HOA Violations, Burns Down Mailbox in Response
Ancient beast discovers suburban living is more terrifying than knights ever were
• Suburban Dragons Weekly
Predator & Alien Open Galaxy's First Intergalactic Grocery Store
Two unlikely business partners bring fresh produce and existential dread to your neighborhood shopping experience
• Cosmic Commerce Reporter
Bigfoot Becomes Instagram Influencer, Still Nobody Believes He's Real
Cryptid's million-follower account dismissed as 'really good CGI'
• Cryptid Social Media Digest
Zombie Gets Promoted to Middle Management, Nobody Notices the Difference
Undead employee seamlessly integrates into corporate culture through strategic groaning
• Corporate Undead Weekly
Ancient Mummy Applies for Museum Job, Gets Rejected for Lack of Experience
5000-year-old artifact told they need 'at least 7000 years in customer service'
• Archaeological Employment News
Local Vampire and Werewolf Open 24-Hour Coffee Shop, Immediately Regret It
Nocturnal entrepreneurs discover that running a business requires more than just being awake at night
• Night Shift Chronicles
Frankenstein's Monster Joins Dating App, Profile Says 'No Drama'
Reanimated creature seeks connection, discovers modern dating is the real horror
• Supernatural Singles Weekly
Wizard Calls Tech Support, Accidentally Turns Agent Into Frog
Ancient sorcerer discovers that 'Have you tried turning it off and on again' doesn't work on crystal balls
• Magical IT Department
Troll Loses Bridge to City Infrastructure Project, Forced to Learn New Skills
Ancient bridge guardian discovers eminent domain is scarier than knights
• Municipal Development News