Unicorn Raises $50M in Series A, Turns Out to Be an Actual Unicorn
Silicon Valley investors embarrassed after discovering their hottest investment is literally a horse with a horn
• TechCritter Weekly
Medusa Opens Hair Salon, Promises 'Looks That Will Petrify You'
Gorgon's new salon offers the most permanent hairstyles in the industry — literally
• Mythical Beauty Review
Predator & Alien Open Galaxy's First Intergalactic Grocery Store
Two unlikely business partners bring fresh produce and existential dread to your neighborhood shopping experience
• Cosmic Commerce Reporter
Local Vampire and Werewolf Open 24-Hour Coffee Shop, Immediately Regret It
Nocturnal entrepreneurs discover that running a business requires more than just being awake at night
• Night Shift Chronicles