Kraken Becomes City's Most Requested Plumber, 8 Arms 'A Game Changer'
Sea monster's ability to fix 8 leaks simultaneously earns 5-star reviews across the tristate area
• Maritime Trades Journal
Ghost Fired From Remote Job for 'Being Too Transparent'
Paranormal employee discovers corporate culture doesn't appreciate literal honesty
• Workplace Paranormal Report
Centaur Dominates Food Delivery Apps, Claims 'No Bike Needed'
Half-horse courier averages 47 deliveries per hour, refuses to wear the branded backpack
• Gig Economy Gazette
Yeti Hired as Ski Instructor, Guests Describe Experience as 'Chilling'
Alpine resort's newest employee claims 200,000 years of mountain experience
• Winter Sports Paranormal
Zombie Gets Promoted to Middle Management, Nobody Notices the Difference
Undead employee seamlessly integrates into corporate culture through strategic groaning
• Corporate Undead Weekly
Ancient Mummy Applies for Museum Job, Gets Rejected for Lack of Experience
5000-year-old artifact told they need 'at least 7000 years in customer service'
• Archaeological Employment News
Troll Loses Bridge to City Infrastructure Project, Forced to Learn New Skills
Ancient bridge guardian discovers eminent domain is scarier than knights
• Municipal Development News